I Am Sooooooooo Grouchy Right Now

When I got home tonight, right at the Very Moment when the White Sox were Royally Kicking Our Asses, I reached into my mailbox and found my new box of checks. The checks I ordered last week and I was so tickled that I could order them with Chicaco Cubs insignia on them and I opened them right there, right away, and what do they have on them? The @#$%*&^ White Sox insignia, that's what. I am Very Glad the bank is already closed.

It got to be 100 degrees here today.