I Am An Evil Genius

After I conquer the world, my first order of business will be the development of some chemical or biological agent that will Completely Eradicate Celery. Celery is Weird and Disgusting and it has no business on Earth and it especially has no business being cut up and put inside things, ESPECIALLY chicken salad.

I am 83% Evil Genius.

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

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