I Am Bette Davis?

Pin up queen, or not?

Bette Davis: You rule the roost no matter where that roost is. Not only are you brainy and beautiful but in another life you could have been a dictator. Way to go, you!

I don't believe this for a second, but I am going to pretend I do. It will be so handy when I'm feeling That Way I Feel Sometimes to say to myself, "I am Bette Davis, I am Bette Davis." Then I can kick some ass, take some names, behead a few people, drive a few more insane, and cause some way fun scandals. (Maybe even pose as my identical twin sister so I can steal her life.) Good times, good times.